KJP-COURT-001
Broken road ignored for 2 years
Verdict: Guilty of emotional damage to scooters.
Sentence: Immediate public noise until repaired.
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Crow Court
Satirical verdicts for civic absurdity
No real court. No real legal claim. Just safe civic humour.
KJP-COURT-002
Garbage mountain becoming a local landmark
Verdict: Guilty of forcing citizens to hold their breath.
Sentence: Daily cawing and community cleanliness pressure.
KJP-COURT-003
Streetlight retired without public notice
Verdict: Guilty of turning evening walks into suspense thrillers.
Sentence: One bright replacement and zero excuses.